Philip "HAWK" Hawkins doesn't just desire concerning eliminating vampires - He eats, sleeps, beverages as well as freakin' breaths it. After obtaining tossed out the Army for laying a fellow soldier with a candid two by four, Hawk practically dies of monotony functioning as an evening guard at a deserted storage facility in his home town of Santa Muerte, The Golden State - United States. Simply when it appears like all Hawk's choices in life have actually expired - Dirty blood-sucking vampires show up. As well as naturally - Nobody also freakin' thinks him. With his back up against the wall, his perspiring Karate Child headband on and hordes of blood-thirsty murderous vampires closing in, Hawk employs the aid of the a single person who type of believes him - Revson "REV" McCabe, a dimwitted, vegan-pacifist groundskeeper. Together they sign up with forces to save the entire freakin' globe. Well - At the very least their hometown anyway.